{"id":1825,"date":"2005-01-06T03:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-06T03:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1825"},"modified":"2022-01-28T16:52:48","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T22:52:48","slug":"1825","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/06\/1825\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats Leading Cause of Osteoporosis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, if a glass of milk appears underneath Ajax&#8217;s new sunlamp, it&#8217;s milk <i>for Ajax<\/i>:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/milk.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Ajax's Milk\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>If I ever develop osteoporosis, you&#8217;ll know why:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>The cats drank all my milk.\n<li>Too much exposure to felinogen induced menopause in what looked like a healthy human male.<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, if a glass of milk appears underneath Ajax&#8217;s new sunlamp, it&#8217;s milk for Ajax: If I ever develop osteoporosis, you&#8217;ll know why: The cats drank all my milk. Too much exposure to felinogen induced menopause in what looked like a healthy human male.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1825"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29520,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1825\/revisions\/29520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}