{"id":17703,"date":"2017-11-24T08:57:32","date_gmt":"2017-11-24T14:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=17703"},"modified":"2017-11-24T08:57:32","modified_gmt":"2017-11-24T14:57:32","slug":"ozark-police-assault-some-deerde-who-wasnt-doin-nothin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/24\/ozark-police-assault-some-deerde-who-wasnt-doin-nothin\/","title":{"rendered":"Ozark Police Assault Some Deerde Who Wasn&#8217;t Doin&#8217; Nothin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As <a href=\"https:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_new\">Ms. K.<\/a> likes to say, gas stations and convenience stores are like watering holes on the Serengeti for criminals (or something like that).<\/p>\n<p>On Wednesday, November 22, somebody called the police on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ky3.com\/content\/news\/Oh-deer-Ozark-police-relocate-deer-trying--459494083.html\" target=\"_new\">a suspicious looking young deer<\/a> loitering outside the Casey&#8217;s General Story (famous for pizza).  Probably asking for money or for someone to buy some beer.<\/p>\n<p>The police responded less brutally than the Carbondale police department <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/officers-feared-for-their-lives\/\" target=\"_new\">handling an emu<\/a>, but still, when the deer gave them a little lip, they brutally assaulted the innocent piece of Bambiana.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/policeassaultdeer1.jpg\"><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/policeassaultdeer2.jpg\"><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/policeassaultdeer3.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>The question on my mind, though, is <em>who called the police on a wayward deer?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The answer, I think, is the manager of the Casey&#8217;s, who wanted to get free publicity for the fact that he or she is currently hiring.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only the Black Friday deals that have kept the protesters otherwise occupied than to organize marches in Ozark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Ms. K. likes to say, gas stations and convenience stores are like watering holes on the Serengeti for criminals (or something like that). On Wednesday, November 22, somebody called the police on a suspicious looking young deer loitering outside the Casey&#8217;s General Story (famous for pizza). Probably asking for money or for someone to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17703"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17719,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17703\/revisions\/17719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}