{"id":1770,"date":"2004-12-13T02:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-13T02:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2018-07-30T10:14:20","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T15:14:20","slug":"1770","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/13\/1770\/","title":{"rendered":"Ocean’s Twelve<\/i> Safety Tip"},"content":{"rendered":"

After watching the movie Ocean’s Twelve<\/i><\/a>, do not attempt to compliment your wife or female significant other by telling her, “You’ve got more feminine hands than Catherine Zeta-Jones and are prettier than Julia Roberts,” if she can quickly grasp the implications.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After watching the movie Ocean’s Twelve, do not attempt to compliment your wife or female significant other by telling her, “You’ve got more feminine hands than Catherine Zeta-Jones and are prettier than Julia Roberts,” if she can quickly grasp the implications.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20788,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions\/20788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}