{"id":1759,"date":"2004-12-07T21:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T21:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2018-07-30T14:26:51","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T19:26:51","slug":"1759","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/07\/1759\/","title":{"rendered":"Blame the Americans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, according to several unnamed sources, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heraldsun.news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,5478,11609204%5E663,00.html#top\" target=\"_new\">obese Americans are breaking cruise ships with their weight<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Not obese passengers, but obese Americans.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve not seen that many unnamed sources since I read a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rogerlsimon.com\/mt-archives\/2004\/12\/is_lewis_carrol.php\" target=\"_new\">the recap of a leaked story in the <i>New York Times<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Undoubtedly, America is to blame for earwax, belly button lint, and static cling as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, according to several unnamed sources, obese Americans are breaking cruise ships with their weight. Not obese passengers, but obese Americans. I&#8217;ve not seen that many unnamed sources since I read a the recap of a leaked story in the New York Times. Undoubtedly, America is to blame for earwax, belly button lint, and static [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20800,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759\/revisions\/20800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}