{"id":17375,"date":"2017-11-09T12:32:12","date_gmt":"2017-11-09T18:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=17375"},"modified":"2017-11-09T12:32:12","modified_gmt":"2017-11-09T18:32:12","slug":"scene-at-nogglestead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/09\/scene-at-nogglestead\/","title":{"rendered":"Scene at Nogglestead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Husband puts Eydie Gorme album on turntable.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/eydiegormedontgotostrangers.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><b>Wife:<\/b> Can you please turn that down a little?<\/p>\n<p><b>Husband:<\/b> IF IT&#8217;S TOO LOUD, YOU&#8217;RE TOO OLD!<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; finis &#8211; <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband puts Eydie Gorme album on turntable. Wife: Can you please turn that down a little? Husband: IF IT&#8217;S TOO LOUD, YOU&#8217;RE TOO OLD! &#8211; finis &#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17376,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17375\/revisions\/17376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}