{"id":1735,"date":"2004-11-24T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2018-07-30T15:26:02","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T20:26:02","slug":"1735","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/24\/1735\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Mispronunciations of Milla Jovavich&#8217;s Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Jeff Goldstein of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celluloid-wisdom.com\/pw\/\" target=\"_new\">Protein Wisdom<\/a> is in Utah, I am cutting into his turf with a short humor post like what he does.  So I hereby present, sympathetically, the ways that people have certainly mangled poor <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000170\/\" target=\"_new\">Milla Jovavich<\/a>&#8216;s name to her face, probably when she was arguing with the maitre&#8217;d at a second tier restaurant in L.A.:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Milla Javovavich.\n<li>Milla Brace Jovanovich.\n<li>Mylil Jehovahwitness.\n<li>Mille Bornes.\n<li>Thoroughly Modern Milla.\n<li>Miles Jovavich.\n<li>Milla Jovavavoom.<\/b>\n<li>Milla Javovavovich.\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dang, that list of humorous items is harder than it looks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom is in Utah, I am cutting into his turf with a short humor post like what he does. So I hereby present, sympathetically, the ways that people have certainly mangled poor Milla Jovavich&#8216;s name to her face, probably when she was arguing with the maitre&#8217;d at a second tier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20830,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions\/20830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}