{"id":1727,"date":"2004-11-22T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-22T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2018-07-30T15:33:29","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T20:33:29","slug":"1727","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/22\/1727\/","title":{"rendered":"Emasculation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I suffered a mid-morning hunger pang, so I grabbed one of Heather&#8217;s femibars.  You know, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lunabar.com\/\" target=\"_new\">Luna bar<\/a>, the Whole Nutrition Bar for Women, strong enough for a man, Ph balanced to empower a woman, blah blah blah.<\/p>\n<p>So I opened the package and started on it before I noticed the flavor.  <i>Toasted Nuts and Berries<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Has a food item ever given you a stern sense of <i>You don&#8217;t belong<\/i>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I suffered a mid-morning hunger pang, so I grabbed one of Heather&#8217;s femibars. You know, a Luna bar, the Whole Nutrition Bar for Women, strong enough for a man, Ph balanced to empower a woman, blah blah blah. So I opened the package and started on it before I noticed the flavor. Toasted Nuts and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20838,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/20838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}