{"id":16980,"date":"2017-10-03T06:10:28","date_gmt":"2017-10-03T11:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=16980"},"modified":"2017-10-03T06:10:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T11:10:28","slug":"how-long-have-i-been-here-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/10\/03\/how-long-have-i-been-here-anyway\/","title":{"rendered":"How Long Have I Been Here, Anyway?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Long enough to have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/685093\/Free-Guiness-bar-towel-wipe-up-that-hurl\" target=\"_new\">free Guinness Bar Towel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/guinnessbartowel.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Long enough that I have to explain to kids what the free Guinness bar towel is.  Or what Fark is, for that matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long enough to have a free Guinness Bar Towel: Long enough that I have to explain to kids what the free Guinness bar towel is. Or what Fark is, for that matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16981,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16980\/revisions\/16981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}