{"id":1692,"date":"2004-11-10T01:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-10T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1692"},"modified":"2017-09-21T09:19:58","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T14:19:58","slug":"1692","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/10\/1692\/","title":{"rendered":"Further Adventures in Psuedo Bachelorhood"},"content":{"rendered":"

Checklist of things to do when Heather leaves:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Turn on lights in all rooms in house.\n
  2. Turn on all radios, softly, so I don’t have to walk into an achingly silent room.\n
  3. Practice Unreal Tournament 2003 to catch up with her 733t skillz at it while she’s off away from the Arena.\n
  4. Order pizza.\n
  5. Drink beer.\n
  6. Watch DVDs.<\/ol>\n

    Same as last time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Checklist of things to do when Heather leaves: Turn on lights in all rooms in house. Turn on all radios, softly, so I don’t have to walk into an achingly silent room. Practice Unreal Tournament 2003 to catch up with her 733t skillz at it while she’s off away from the Arena. Order pizza. Drink […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16943,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692\/revisions\/16943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}