{"id":1689,"date":"2004-11-08T14:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-08T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1689"},"modified":"2017-09-21T11:33:45","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T16:33:45","slug":"1689","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/08\/1689\/","title":{"rendered":"Is That An Order?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife said to me last night, &#8220;Honey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>Never mind<\/b>,&#8221; she commanded.<\/p>\n<p>Which puts me in quite the logical bind.  The next time she tells me to do something and I don&#8217;t do it, she&#8217;ll be angry, but I am only following orders.  Of course, if I do the next thing she tells me, I am also not minding.<\/p>\n<p>Just to be safe, I think I shall sit in the recliner and pretend I didn&#8217;t hear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife said to me last night, &#8220;Honey?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Never mind,&#8221; she commanded. Which puts me in quite the logical bind. The next time she tells me to do something and I don&#8217;t do it, she&#8217;ll be angry, but I am only following orders. Of course, if I do the next thing she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16944,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689\/revisions\/16944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}