{"id":1675,"date":"2004-11-01T22:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T22:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1675"},"modified":"2018-07-30T15:41:46","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T20:41:46","slug":"1675","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/01\/1675\/","title":{"rendered":"Your One Stop Paranoia Shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so read this bit in Ann Althouse&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/althouse.blogspot.com\/2004_10_31_althouse_archive.html#109934155291566361\" target=\"_new\">Dick Cheney&#8217;s Hawaiian visit<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>5) Another very pretty girl whom I could only conclude was a Secret Service groupie. She came in and as I gave her a lei she held up her Bush Cheney sign and asked where she could get autographs from Secret Service guys. I pointed them out to her but told her I didn&#8217;t know if she&#8217;d have any luck. I saw her after the event and she had managed to get several!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the question from your <i>shidoshi of paranoia<\/i>:<\/p>\n<ul><b><i>What can someone forge with a Secret Service agent&#8217;s signature?<\/i><\/b><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so read this bit in Ann Althouse&#8217;s Dick Cheney&#8217;s Hawaiian visit: 5) Another very pretty girl whom I could only conclude was a Secret Service groupie. She came in and as I gave her a lei she held up her Bush Cheney sign and asked where she could get autographs from Secret Service guys. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20851,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions\/20851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}