{"id":1674,"date":"2004-11-01T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2018-07-30T15:42:14","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T20:42:14","slug":"1674","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/01\/1674\/","title":{"rendered":"And Next&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to <i>Pediatrics<\/i>: Instead of banning BB guns and paintball guns because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/HEALTH\/11\/01\/bb.gun.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_new\">FOUR CHILDREN A YEAR<\/a> or fewer die from them, how about we focus first on the more dangerous schnucking STAIRCASES and BATHTUBS, which kill far more?<\/p>\n<p>Because they don&#8217;t look like EEEEEEEEVIL GUNS?  Okay, then, as long as we understand the real goal here.<\/p>\n<p>Coming soon in this month&#8217;s <i>Musings<\/i> magazine: a study about how deadly raging academic stupidity is.  Never mind the study or the methodology, the press release announcing the study is the important thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to Pediatrics: Instead of banning BB guns and paintball guns because FOUR CHILDREN A YEAR or fewer die from them, how about we focus first on the more dangerous schnucking STAIRCASES and BATHTUBS, which kill far more? Because they don&#8217;t look like EEEEEEEEVIL GUNS? Okay, then, as long as we understand the real goal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20852,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/20852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}