{"id":16732,"date":"2017-07-11T09:15:25","date_gmt":"2017-07-11T14:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=16732"},"modified":"2017-07-11T09:15:25","modified_gmt":"2017-07-11T14:15:25","slug":"not-the-store-i-hoped-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/07\/11\/not-the-store-i-hoped-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Not The Store I Hoped For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I saw the Battery Outfitters on Campbell the other day, and as I needed some supplies, I stopped in.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/batteryoutfitters.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I was greatly disappointed!  I hoped to pick up some 105mm shells for my M119A3 and some 150mm shells for my Paladin (well, what kind of mobile artillery did you think I would own?), but all this store had was small power cells.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s back to the black market for me, I guess, and grizzled guys named Sergei and Michal.<\/p>\n<p>But it takes a lot of concentrated fire to keep Japanese beetles off of my peach trees.  Also, for keeping peaches, leaves, branches, and limbs off of my peach trees.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I saw the Battery Outfitters on Campbell the other day, and as I needed some supplies, I stopped in. I was greatly disappointed! I hoped to pick up some 105mm shells for my M119A3 and some 150mm shells for my Paladin (well, what kind of mobile artillery did you think I would own?), but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16733,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16732\/revisions\/16733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}