{"id":16636,"date":"2017-06-15T10:01:06","date_gmt":"2017-06-15T15:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=16636"},"modified":"2017-06-15T10:01:06","modified_gmt":"2017-06-15T15:01:06","slug":"something-that-made-me-smile-june-14-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/15\/something-that-made-me-smile-june-14-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Something That Made Me Smile, June 14, 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tend to walk around with a pretty stern look on my face.  I&#8217;d say it was because of my taciturn New English upbringing, but I grew up in Wisconsin, which is not exactly Vermont.  On a recent visit, though, I found that I was the only person greeting strangers with a &#8220;Good morning&#8221; or &#8220;Good afternoon,&#8221; and in many cases I got no response.  So I&#8217;d like to think my taciturn, guarded nature is a product of my raising, although I spent almost as much time in Missouri as Wisconsin in those formative years (hence saying &#8220;product of my raising&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you smiling?&#8221; my beautiful wife asked.  She has a much easier smile than I do.  If I try to put on a smile, it&#8217;s a bit crooked and put me into a better mood like the Internet pop psychologist say it should.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m going to try to start mentally marking one thing a day that makes me smile, and to think of that all day so I can say, &#8220;Good day,&#8221; with a genuine smile instead of a rictus grin.<\/p>\n<p>So, yesterday.  Wait: Let me go back a bit.  On Tuesday night, I rented a couple of films: <em>Parker<\/em> and <em>Riddick<\/em> because apparently, I&#8217;m inspired by bald action heroes.  Although, to be honest, so many of us are bald these days.  Am I including myself in the list of bald action heroes?  You bet I am.<\/p>\n<p>So I said on Facebook:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My fitness goal: To life enough weights that people think I look like Jason Statham instead of Paul Bettany.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, yesterday, I hit the gym for my first workout in two weeks?  Three weeks?  And there&#8217;s this guy there with the five o&#8217;clock shadow on his head and face at 9:00am (is there a name for the haircut which is the five o&#8217;clock shadow on the head?).  He&#8217;s holding a twenty-five pound bar bell weight in front of him with both hands, arms extended, and he&#8217;s turning it like a steering wheel.<\/p>\n<p>I thought maybe it as <em>The Transporter<\/em> workout.<\/p>\n<p>You see, because Jason Statham was in that film, and he drove a car, and one should work those muscles in case the power steering goes out, and&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Well, all right, it&#8217;s less funny when I explain it, but it made me smile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tend to walk around with a pretty stern look on my face. I&#8217;d say it was because of my taciturn New English upbringing, but I grew up in Wisconsin, which is not exactly Vermont. On a recent visit, though, I found that I was the only person greeting strangers with a &#8220;Good morning&#8221; or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-made-me-smile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16637,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16636\/revisions\/16637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}