{"id":16562,"date":"2017-05-13T08:19:25","date_gmt":"2017-05-13T13:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=16562"},"modified":"2017-05-12T18:30:02","modified_gmt":"2017-05-12T23:30:02","slug":"household-tips-from-brian-j-no-icing-no-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/13\/household-tips-from-brian-j-no-icing-no-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Household Tips from Brian J.: No Icing?  No Problem!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When customizing a store-bought cake, you might find that you don&#8217;t have any white icing, or the white icing you have is from the 20th century and has crystallized enough that you&#8217;re planning to polish it to make jewelry to give to your beautiful wife for your upcoming wedding anniversary.  <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t panic!  You can use Elmer&#8217;s School Glue to customize your cake!  It&#8217;s non-toxic and washable, which means your cake will be dishwasher-safe (top rack only!).<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/cake.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><em>Good Lord, Internet people, I am only kidding.  Please do not actually do this.  I&#8217;m not sure how much non-toxic stuff one can ingest before toxicity occurs, but it&#8217;s probably more than nothing.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/elmers.com\/docs\/default-source\/sds's-(safety-data-sheets)\/se301.pdf?sfvrsn=2\" target=\"_new\">Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for this product<\/a> is remarkably unhelpful.  I did do some research on this post to see if I could find out if it would actually not be harmful if swallowed, but that fact is all <\/em>No information on significant effects<em>.  Don&#8217;t eat.  Don&#8217;t huff.  Don&#8217;t Hoff.  Don&#8217;t even read this post.  It&#8217;s not funny after all.<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When customizing a store-bought cake, you might find that you don&#8217;t have any white icing, or the white icing you have is from the 20th century and has crystallized enough that you&#8217;re planning to polish it to make jewelry to give to your beautiful wife for your upcoming wedding anniversary. Don&#8217;t panic! You can use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16562"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16565,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16562\/revisions\/16565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}