{"id":1648,"date":"2004-10-23T15:07:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-23T15:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1648"},"modified":"2016-02-17T05:43:01","modified_gmt":"2016-02-17T11:43:01","slug":"1648","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/23\/1648\/","title":{"rendered":"Looming War over Water Rights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Canada&#8217;s starting the tough talk that will lead to war over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/news\/state\/oct04\/268959.asp\" target=\"_new\">Great Lakes water rights<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Canada&#8217;s government has a large number of unemployed National Hockey League players and larger numbers of disgruntled fans and they have obviously need a foreign military adventure to divert attention.  Invasion is imminent because they&#8217;ll want to act before faced with the brutal United States spring and summer.<\/p>\n<p>George W. Bush should take preemptive action now.  Send the nuclear subs to Hudson Bay!  Ferment the Western Provinces Alliance&#8217;s rebellion!  Before it&#8217;s too late!!!1!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Canada&#8217;s starting the tough talk that will lead to war over Great Lakes water rights. Canada&#8217;s government has a large number of unemployed National Hockey League players and larger numbers of disgruntled fans and they have obviously need a foreign military adventure to divert attention. Invasion is imminent because they&#8217;ll want to act before faced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15143,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648\/revisions\/15143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}