{"id":1646,"date":"2004-10-23T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-23T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2017-05-12T17:49:59","modified_gmt":"2017-05-12T22:49:59","slug":"1646","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/23\/1646\/","title":{"rendered":"Spurious Review:  Natural Citrus Listerine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ech, it&#8217;s like washing your mouth out with some cheap malternative beverage watered down by a club down on Washington that won&#8217;t let you in with tennis shoes, and my bathroom has fewer hot chicks with tattoos.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it doesn&#8217;t burn as much as the regular Listerine, which leads one to wonder if it&#8217;s as effective.  As with an actual dentist visit, one equates sheer pain with success.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ech, it&#8217;s like washing your mouth out with some cheap malternative beverage watered down by a club down on Washington that won&#8217;t let you in with tennis shoes, and my bathroom has fewer hot chicks with tattoos. Also, it doesn&#8217;t burn as much as the regular Listerine, which leads one to wonder if it&#8217;s as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16555,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions\/16555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}