{"id":16355,"date":"2017-03-17T12:02:51","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T17:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=16355"},"modified":"2017-03-17T07:17:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T12:17:27","slug":"footnoting-my-humor-again-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/03\/17\/footnoting-my-humor-again-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Footnoting My Humor, Again Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

I recently quipped, “It was my turn to prepare dinner, and I overcooked the cannibal sandwiches.”<\/p>\n

Of course, this is a bit of obscure humor. One must be a northern person of a certain age to get it.<\/p>\n

Cannibal sandwiches are open-faced sandwiches of raw ground beef served on rye and topped with raw onion. Or, if you cannot afford onion, onion and\/or garlic powder or salt. My sainted mother was not an ethnic Pole or German, but she served us this treat on occasion. I think it’s because she didn’t like to cook.<\/p>\n

It’s been decades, of course, since I’ve had a cannibal sandwich since everything is more dangerous these days, or at least the risk of everything is hammered so loudly that its outsized peal keeps us from so many things. <\/p>\n

As to cannibal sandwiches, the media continues to extol its risk<\/a> even into the 21st century.<\/p>\n

But it won’t be running these stories for much longer, as people who enjoyed the dish in spite of its risk die out. Not from the deadly food, but from old age, which kills a lot of the risk-ignorant and all the risk-averse.<\/p>\n

Oh, and by “overcooking the cannibal sandwiches,” I meant “made hamburgers.” But that was before I took a little slice of humor and tried to blow it up into a Greater Meaning as one is wont to do one one’s eponymous Web log. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I recently quipped, “It was my turn to prepare dinner, and I overcooked the cannibal sandwiches.” Of course, this is a bit of obscure humor. One must be a northern person of a certain age to get it. Cannibal sandwiches are open-faced sandwiches of raw ground beef served on rye and topped with raw onion. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16357,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16355\/revisions\/16357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}