{"id":16163,"date":"2017-01-10T09:34:26","date_gmt":"2017-01-10T15:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=16163"},"modified":"2017-01-10T09:34:26","modified_gmt":"2017-01-10T15:34:26","slug":"leftover-christmas-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/10\/leftover-christmas-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Leftover Christmas Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple years back, I was given an Elf on the Shelf for Christmas because my mother-in-law had some extra Green Bay Packers fabric, and she fashioned Packers apparel for it.<\/p>\n<p>This year, instead of moving it around, I hung it on the Christmas tree.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/odinelf.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Jeez, do I have to explain it?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the Elf as <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Odin\" target=\"_new\">Odin on the Tree of Life<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s less funny when I have to explain it.  Which is probably not that funny to start with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple years back, I was given an Elf on the Shelf for Christmas because my mother-in-law had some extra Green Bay Packers fabric, and she fashioned Packers apparel for it. This year, instead of moving it around, I hung it on the Christmas tree. Jeez, do I have to explain it? It&#8217;s the Elf [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16164,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163\/revisions\/16164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}