{"id":1607,"date":"2004-10-13T16:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1607"},"modified":"2018-08-01T06:18:12","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T11:18:12","slug":"1607","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/13\/1607\/","title":{"rendered":"Election 2004 Guest Commentary"},"content":{"rendered":"

In an effort to broaden the commentary here on MfBJN, we’ve sponsored a roundtable-style discussion of Election 2004:<\/p>\n


\nGOZER<\/b>
\nSubcreatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish!<\/p>\n

RAY<\/b>
\nWhat do you mean, choose? We don’t understand!<\/p>\n

GOZER<\/b>
\nChoose! Choose the form of the Destructor!<\/p>\n

PETER<\/b>
\nWhoa! I get it, I get it. Very cute! Whatever we think of – if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads. Empty your heads. Don’t think of anything. We’ve only got one shot at this.<\/p>\n

GOZER<\/b>
\nThe choice is made! The Traveler has come!<\/p>\n

PETER<\/b>
\nWhoa! Whoa! Nobody choosed anything! Did you choose anything?<\/p>\n

EGON<\/b>
\nNo!<\/p>\n

PETER<\/b>
\nDid you?<\/p>\n

WINSTON<\/b>
\nMy mind’s totally blank!<\/p>\n

PETER<\/b>
\nI didn’t choose anything!<\/p>\n

RAY<\/b>
\nI couldn’t help it. It just popped in there!<\/center><\/p>\n

Enjoy your president, America. He just popped in there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In an effort to broaden the commentary here on MfBJN, we’ve sponsored a roundtable-style discussion of Election 2004: GOZER Subcreatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish! RAY What do you mean, choose? We don’t understand! GOZER Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor! PETER Whoa! I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1607"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20936,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607\/revisions\/20936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}