{"id":15936,"date":"2016-11-25T12:50:55","date_gmt":"2016-11-25T18:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15936"},"modified":"2016-11-25T07:52:14","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T13:52:14","slug":"book-report-advanced-french-for-exceptional-cats-by-henry-beard-1992","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2016\/11\/25\/book-report-advanced-french-for-exceptional-cats-by-henry-beard-1992\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>Advanced French for Exceptional Cats<\/i> by Henry Beard (1992)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0679417648\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0679417648&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/advancedfrenchforexceptionalcats.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Book cover\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0679417648\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0679417648&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20\" target=\"_new\">This book<\/a> is by the same author as <em><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/27\/book-report-poetry-for-cats-by-henry-beard-1994\/\" target=\"_new\">Poetry for Cats<\/a><\/em>, and it comes from the same provenance (and perhaps Provence) as the earlier volume.  In turning over my library this summer, it moved to the front, so I took the opportunity to read it.<\/p>\n<p>A little less creative than the poetry for cats book, this book is a phrasebook for things cats might say translated to French.  So it has sections about etiquette, taste, food, and so on.  An Existentialist cat might say, &#8220;Have I caught this mouse, or is not I in fact who am trapped by the obligations of my own nature?&#8221; which is, in French, &#8220;Ai-je attrape attrap\u00e9 cette souris ou est-ce que c&#8217;est moi qui suis en fait pris au pi\u00e8ge de l&#8217;obligation de ma propre nature?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s an amusing browse, especially if you have cats.  Apparently, Beard, a former <em>National Lampoon<\/em> editor, has a whole line of amusing education books for cats.  I&#8217;ll keep an eye out for others at book fairs because they&#8217;re short and amusing, but I&#8217;m not going to run out to a book store to stock up on them.  Which, honestly, I say pretty much about any author these days at best.<\/p>\n<p><iframe style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;OneJS=1&#038;Operation=GetAdHtml&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;source=ac&#038;ref=tf_til&#038;ad_type=product_link&#038;tracking_id=stlbrianj-20&#038;marketplace=amazon&#038;region=US&#038;placement=0679417648&#038;asins=0679417648&#038;linkId=8d031d408782ed3b64e7764a9c79b694&#038;show_border=false&#038;link_opens_in_new_window=true&#038;price_color=333333&#038;title_color=0066c0&#038;bg_color=ffffff\"><br \/>\n    <\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This book is by the same author as Poetry for Cats, and it comes from the same provenance (and perhaps Provence) as the earlier volume. In turning over my library this summer, it moved to the front, so I took the opportunity to read it. A little less creative than the poetry for cats book, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15936"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15937,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15936\/revisions\/15937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}