{"id":15788,"date":"2016-10-26T15:35:33","date_gmt":"2016-10-26T20:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15788"},"modified":"2016-10-26T15:35:33","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T20:35:33","slug":"just-the-umbrella-for-a-man-like-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/26\/just-the-umbrella-for-a-man-like-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Just the Umbrella for a Man Like Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You 21st century kids with your digital Internet-connected, automated, MP3-playing umbrellas!  Why, I&#8217;m no Luddite, but I prefer a manual umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I know just where to get them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/manualumbrellas.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I kid, I kid.  Of course I don&#8217;t use an umbrella.  I wear a hat, for Pete&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You 21st century kids with your digital Internet-connected, automated, MP3-playing umbrellas! Why, I&#8217;m no Luddite, but I prefer a manual umbrella. Fortunately, I know just where to get them. I kid, I kid. Of course I don&#8217;t use an umbrella. I wear a hat, for Pete&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15788"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15790,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15788\/revisions\/15790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}