{"id":1577,"date":"2004-10-05T12:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-05T12:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1577"},"modified":"2018-08-01T06:51:10","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T11:51:10","slug":"1577","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/05\/1577\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics Misheard by Emily Dickinson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jane&#8217;s Addiction, &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/janesaddiction\/beencaughtstealing.html\" target=\"_new\">Been Caught Stealing<\/a>&quot;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We sat around the pile.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/05\/1576\/\">Sudden Pelf<\/a>.<br \/>\nSudden Pelf and<br \/>\nWaved it into the air!<br \/>\nAnd we did it just like that.<br \/>\nWhen we want something,<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t want to pay for it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane&#8217;s Addiction, &quot;Been Caught Stealing&quot;: We sat around the pile. Sudden Pelf. Sudden Pelf and Waved it into the air! And we did it just like that. When we want something, We don&#8217;t want to pay for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1577"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20975,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions\/20975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}