{"id":15469,"date":"2016-06-29T11:34:32","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T16:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15469"},"modified":"2016-06-29T11:34:32","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T16:34:32","slug":"book-report-john-donnellys-gold-by-brian-j-noggle-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/29\/book-report-john-donnellys-gold-by-brian-j-noggle-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>John Donnelly&#8217;s Gold<\/i> by Brian J. Noggle (2011)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0983212309\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0983212309&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=3e8f315e789685737bac7c49edc25254\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/jdgfront.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Book cover\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\"><\/a>So I read <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0983212309\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0983212309&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=3e8f315e789685737bac7c49edc25254\" target=\"_blank\">my book<\/a>.  Is there no depths to which I will not sink to have some book report to provide to you, gentle reader?  <em>Apparently not.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Back when I published this book <em>five years ago<\/em>, I read it half a dozen times or more in proofreading the copy (clearly, not in editing!).  So I got pretty tired of it back then.  But I was ready to read it again.<\/p>\n<p>So, to recap the plot, gentle reader: Four employees are amongst those laid off from their Internet travel company before their options vest, so they dare each other to steal a gold bar owned by the company CEO.  They devise a plan to steal it from his house and its live Internet feed without anyone noticing, and they give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>You know, the main knocks against the book are that it&#8217;s wordy (it is) and the end is kind of abrupt in turning (it is).  I&#8217;ll throw in another no one has mentioned: An important point upon when the plot hinges doesn&#8217;t make sense if you think about it.  It reflects my experience, but not that of most people, so of course I wrote it that way but it wouldn&#8217;t happen like that in real life.  I could have handled it differently if I recognized it before I published.  But it&#8217;s out there now.  I&#8217;m not going to tell you what it is because I want you to buy and read the book to see if you can spot it.  I&#8217;m pretty sure I got the weeks down to seven days and made sure the gun didn&#8217;t switch from semiautomatic to revolver.<\/p>\n<p>And I enjoyed it.  The book is full of little in-jokes and allusions that I get since I wrote them.  Some of them I&#8217;d forgotten and got a little burst of delight.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, it&#8217;s probably worth the four stars it&#8217;s garnered.<\/p>\n<p><iframe style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;OneJS=1&#038;Operation=GetAdHtml&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;source=ac&#038;ref=qf_sp_asin_til&#038;ad_type=product_link&#038;tracking_id=stlbrianj-20&#038;marketplace=amazon&#038;region=US&#038;placement=0983212309&#038;asins=0983212309&#038;linkId=84c987456c6a5d6036244b85f6284031&#038;show_border=false&#038;link_opens_in_new_window=true&#038;price_color=&#038;title_color=&#038;bg_color=FFFFFF\"><br \/>\n    <\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I read my book. Is there no depths to which I will not sink to have some book report to provide to you, gentle reader? Apparently not. Back when I published this book five years ago, I read it half a dozen times or more in proofreading the copy (clearly, not in editing!). So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15470,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15469\/revisions\/15470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}