{"id":15274,"date":"2016-04-22T08:02:05","date_gmt":"2016-04-22T13:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15274"},"modified":"2016-04-22T08:02:05","modified_gmt":"2016-04-22T13:02:05","slug":"johnnys-been-cleaning-up-after-bar-fights-or-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/22\/johnnys-been-cleaning-up-after-bar-fights-or-something\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny&#8217;s Been Cleaning Up After Bar Fights Or Something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an old Crest ad:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/molar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/molar.jpg\" width=\"350\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at the size of that molar.<\/p>\n<p>It did not come out of that child.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s definitely a macabre story as to how he got it and why his parents continue going through with the charade of the Tooth Fairy after already having paid out for 36 teeth already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an old Crest ad: Look at the size of that molar. It did not come out of that child. There&#8217;s definitely a macabre story as to how he got it and why his parents continue going through with the charade of the Tooth Fairy after already having paid out for 36 teeth already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15275,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15274\/revisions\/15275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}