{"id":1525,"date":"2004-09-30T22:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2018-08-01T07:17:57","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T12:17:57","slug":"1525","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/30\/1525\/","title":{"rendered":"A Gift for that Modern Drunkard Who Has Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, if there&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bootsandsabers.com\/index.php\/weblog\/comments_w_sidebars\/3311\/\" target=\"_new\">thoroughly modern drunkard<\/a> on your Christmas list, you have plenty of time to order <a href=\"http:\/\/harrietcarter.com\/Detail.cfm?prod=4757&#038;UDC=Y&#038;CFID=837813&#038;CFTOKEN=19577586\" target=\"_new\">a flask camouflaged as a cellular phone<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And everyone wondered why I started to carry a cell phone&#8230;. it&#8217;s to get people used to seeing one on my belt&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, if there&#8217;s a thoroughly modern drunkard on your Christmas list, you have plenty of time to order a flask camouflaged as a cellular phone. And everyone wondered why I started to carry a cell phone&#8230;. it&#8217;s to get people used to seeing one on my belt&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-libations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21027,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions\/21027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}