{"id":15166,"date":"2016-02-28T16:26:48","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T22:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15166"},"modified":"2019-08-18T15:36:45","modified_gmt":"2019-08-18T20:36:45","slug":"youve-got-to-see-this-the-one-joke-brian-j-wrote-that-requires-you-to-know-sixties-music-and-ethics-to-get-it-its-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/28\/youve-got-to-see-this-the-one-joke-brian-j-wrote-that-requires-you-to-know-sixties-music-and-ethics-to-get-it-its-hilarious\/","title":{"rendered":"YOU&#8217;VE GOT TO SEE THIS!  The One Joke Brian J. Wrote That Requires You To Know Sixties Music And Ethics To Get It!  It&#8217;s HILARIOUS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>When it comes to ethics, I&#8217;m a Diontologist.  The highest moral imperative is to keep away from Runaround Sue.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4NQLmUOgT5M\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You see, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Deontological_ethics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">deontology<\/a><\/em> is an ethical system that believes some things are wrong because they&#8217;re wrong; it&#8217;s often contrasted with teleology, where morals and ethics are deranged from consequences or results.  I mean &#8220;derived,&#8221; except I&#8217;m a deontologist, so I mean &#8220;deranged.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, I was reading a book about ethics today and I thought of Dion and, well, I wrote the gag.  And then I sat there on the church bench with my chest silently heaving in mirth because it&#8217;s such an obscure bit of humor and nobody&#8217;s going to think it&#8217;s funny except me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15166"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24940,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15166\/revisions\/24940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}