{"id":1513,"date":"2004-09-28T21:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-28T21:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2018-08-01T08:01:14","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T13:01:14","slug":"1513","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/28\/1513\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s a Distribution System I&#8217;ll Enjoy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Regarding the new, more-counterfeit looking fifty dollar bill, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/6122483\/?GT1=5100\" target=\"_new\">MSNBC reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThe new $50s soon will be showing up at banks, cash registers and wallets.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m watching my wallet carefully, awaiting that spontaneous fiftication.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I&#8217;m slightly disturbed the government can just beam them right in, but on the other hand, it&#8217;s fifty bucks (as long as you can convince the cashier it&#8217;s fifty bucks).<\/p>\n<p>On still another hand, I&#8217;m going to use this excuse the next time a scrip of paper that says <i>Brian, Call Me Back, Love Your Bod, Candi<\/i> falls from my wallet, I&#8217;m going to use the excuse that <i>it just showed up at my wallet.<\/i>  Because <i>That&#8217;s my business contact at xxxxx<\/i> just won&#8217;t work when she mentions my bod.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m out of hands now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regarding the new, more-counterfeit looking fifty dollar bill, MSNBC reports: The new $50s soon will be showing up at banks, cash registers and wallets. I&#8217;m watching my wallet carefully, awaiting that spontaneous fiftication. On the other hand, I&#8217;m slightly disturbed the government can just beam them right in, but on the other hand, it&#8217;s fifty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21042,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513\/revisions\/21042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}