{"id":15029,"date":"2016-01-03T13:19:16","date_gmt":"2016-01-03T19:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15029"},"modified":"2016-01-03T13:19:16","modified_gmt":"2016-01-03T19:19:16","slug":"im-paying-extra-for-that-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/03\/im-paying-extra-for-that-feature\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Paying Extra For That Feature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new bags of Morton System Saver II water softener pellets come in new, easier handling packaging!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/morton.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Of course, that&#8217;s 25 pound bag of pellets for the same price as the old, awkward 40 pound bag.<\/p>\n<p>You know, designers and copywriters can sleep at night.  They&#8217;re not really lying.  They&#8217;re just putting the best face forward on a corporate decision.<\/p>\n<p>Me, on the other hand, I&#8217;m just a consumer.  I have to deal with this nonexistent inflation.  If only I were the type of person influenced by exclamation points, perhaps I&#8217;d be a happier person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new bags of Morton System Saver II water softener pellets come in new, easier handling packaging! Of course, that&#8217;s 25 pound bag of pellets for the same price as the old, awkward 40 pound bag. You know, designers and copywriters can sleep at night. They&#8217;re not really lying. They&#8217;re just putting the best face [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15029"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15031,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15029\/revisions\/15031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}