{"id":15000,"date":"2015-12-23T08:26:52","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T14:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=15000"},"modified":"2015-12-23T08:26:52","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T14:26:52","slug":"star-wars-the-force-awakens-spoilers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/23\/star-wars-the-force-awakens-spoilers\/","title":{"rendered":"<em>Star Wars: The Force<\/em> Awakens Spoilers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a little fun on Twitter contributing a bit to the list of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TheForceAwakensSpoilers?src=hash\" target=\"_blank\">#TheForceAwakensSpoilers<\/a> (caution: may contain actual spoilers).<\/p>\n<p>I wrote most of my spoilers before I saw the film.  <em>And they were spot on<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>They include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!<\/li>\n<li>They probably could have cut the scene that showed what Boba Fett looks like after thirty years in the Sarlacc pit.<\/li>\n<li>BB-812<\/li>\n<li>I thought Gollum was not Gollumy enough.<\/li>\n<li>I was the only one in the theatre that didn&#8217;t cheer when Iron Man cameoed to blow up a TIE Fighter on Red 3&#8217;s tail.<\/li>\n<li>R2D2 puts in his emotion chip.<\/li>\n<li>Luke finally gets to Tosche Station, but they&#8217;re out of power converters. <\/li>\n<li>Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore.<\/li>\n<li>At the end of the first act, Finn tries to kill Rey to get the ring to save his home planet.<\/li>\n<li>Wookiees also smell worse on the inside.<\/li>\n<li>Kylo Ren force chokes enough Star Destroyer captains so that Ensign Crusher assumes command.<\/li>\n<li>The gang pulls off Chewbacca&#8217;s mask, revealing Old Man Cotter and foiling his plan.<\/li>\n<li>So old Han Solo got, talks like Yoda he does.<\/li>\n<li>Kylo Ren? Jo Jo Binks, following in his father&#8217;s footsteps.<\/li>\n<li>George Lucas Editor&#8217;s Cut Edition.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It&#8217;s almost like I had a pirated copy of the script!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a little fun on Twitter contributing a bit to the list of #TheForceAwakensSpoilers (caution: may contain actual spoilers). I wrote most of my spoilers before I saw the film. And they were spot on. They include: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards! They probably could have cut the scene that showed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15001,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15000\/revisions\/15001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}