{"id":14959,"date":"2015-12-06T06:51:09","date_gmt":"2015-12-06T12:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14959"},"modified":"2015-12-06T06:51:09","modified_gmt":"2015-12-06T12:51:09","slug":"siri-why-dont-kids-understand-this-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/06\/siri-why-dont-kids-understand-this-bit\/","title":{"rendered":"Siri, Why Don&#8217;t Kids Understand This Bit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <em>Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s one of the ones without Chris Pine, you damn kids.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QpWhugUmV5U?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>All the kids are asking why the iPhone is that big.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. That&#8217;s one of the ones without Chris Pine, you damn kids. All the kids are asking why the iPhone is that big.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14960,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14959\/revisions\/14960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}