{"id":14957,"date":"2015-12-05T10:06:08","date_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14957"},"modified":"2015-12-05T10:06:08","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:06:08","slug":"planning-my-next-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/05\/planning-my-next-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Planning My Next Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know when I&#8217;m scheduled for my next nightmare, but I&#8217;d like to <strike>pencil<\/strike> crayon in something based on this box containing crayons distributed with the kids menu at a local restaurant:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/nextnightmare.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/nextnightmare.jpg\" width=\"300\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Active volcanoes, monster trucks, tigers on choppers, and T-rexes on pogo sticks.  Not depicted: Me, without any clothes on, late for a final.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if instead of naked I&#8217;m wearing a loincloth and carrying a bastard sword, <em>that would be an awesome dream.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know when I&#8217;m scheduled for my next nightmare, but I&#8217;d like to pencil crayon in something based on this box containing crayons distributed with the kids menu at a local restaurant: Active volcanoes, monster trucks, tigers on choppers, and T-rexes on pogo sticks. Not depicted: Me, without any clothes on, late for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14957"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14958,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14957\/revisions\/14958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}