{"id":1487,"date":"2004-09-21T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-21T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1487"},"modified":"2018-08-01T11:03:58","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T16:03:58","slug":"1487","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/21\/1487\/","title":{"rendered":"Forget the Butler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2004\/09\/21\/BAG2I8S5IC1.DTL\" target=\"_new\">testimony why he suspected Scott Peterson in Laci Peterson&#8217;s death<\/a>, detective Craig Grogan unloads his litany of probable cause:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Grogan, the lead investigator on the case, told jurors Monday that there was a lot about Scott Peterson that made him suspicious. <b>Peterson was the last person to see his wife alive, the first person to find her gone,<\/b> he had an odd alibi and it looked as though the former fertilizer salesman had been making concrete anchors in his warehouse. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There you have it.  If you&#8217;re married to a murdered housespouse and you work outside the home, obviously you kill <font color=\"red\"><blink>him or her<\/blink><\/font> because you&#8217;re the last to see <font color=\"red\"><blink>him or her<\/blink><\/font> and the first to notice <font color=\"red\"><blink>him or her<\/blink><\/font> gone.<\/p>\n<p>Definitely another argument against marriage and cohabitation, or perhaps against interpersonal relationships at all.  Never see anyone!  It&#8217;s the only way to be safe.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Public service note: don&#8217;t blog hungry; lack of blood sugar makes on note something silly and leap to spurious assertions.  It&#8217;s the only excuse I can think of.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b><font color=\"red\">UPDATE:<\/font><\/b>  Noun\/pronoun agreement now corrected, <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"_new\">dear<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In testimony why he suspected Scott Peterson in Laci Peterson&#8217;s death, detective Craig Grogan unloads his litany of probable cause: Grogan, the lead investigator on the case, told jurors Monday that there was a lot about Scott Peterson that made him suspicious. Peterson was the last person to see his wife alive, the first person [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21067,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions\/21067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}