{"id":14737,"date":"2015-09-12T09:06:40","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T14:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14737"},"modified":"2015-09-12T09:06:40","modified_gmt":"2015-09-12T14:06:40","slug":"a-risible-untruth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/12\/a-risible-untruth\/","title":{"rendered":"A Risible Untruth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year for Christmas, my mother-in-law gives us calendars.  Last year, she made personal calendars for each of us with custom collages for each month.<\/p>\n<p>August, I rediscovered as I belatedly turned the calendar to the half-over new month, was books for me.  She collected images from my blog of books I read last year, a couple images of my bookshelves, and one emasculating extraneous inclusion:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/booksaugust.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><Img src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/booksaugust.jpg\" width=\"425\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>I have not read <em>The Notebook<\/em>.  I am a man.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">NOTE: It&#8217;s possible I bought the book sometime and she saw it among my Good Book Hunting posts.  In which case, I might read it sometime and this feigned outrage may be ignored.  Thank you, that is all.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year for Christmas, my mother-in-law gives us calendars. Last year, she made personal calendars for each of us with custom collages for each month. August, I rediscovered as I belatedly turned the calendar to the half-over new month, was books for me. She collected images from my blog of books I read last year, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14737"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14739,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14737\/revisions\/14739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}