{"id":14613,"date":"2015-07-05T05:08:25","date_gmt":"2015-07-05T10:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14613"},"modified":"2015-07-05T05:08:25","modified_gmt":"2015-07-05T10:08:25","slug":"daddy-humor-footnoted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/05\/daddy-humor-footnoted\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Humor, Footnoted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Playing outside, my son came to the back door and knocked.  I opened the door and said, &#8220;Are you selling encyclopedias?  Great!  I&#8217;ve got a report due on the exploration of space!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Because:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lMpgcz6s-eI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The child, born twenty years after the commercial, didn&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p>But my humor is not for his amusement; it is for mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playing outside, my son came to the back door and knocked. I opened the door and said, &#8220;Are you selling encyclopedias? Great! I&#8217;ve got a report due on the exploration of space!&#8221; Because: The child, born twenty years after the commercial, didn&#8217;t get it. But my humor is not for his amusement; it is for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14614,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14613\/revisions\/14614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}