{"id":14572,"date":"2015-06-28T05:40:32","date_gmt":"2015-06-28T10:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14572"},"modified":"2015-06-28T05:40:32","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T10:40:32","slug":"memo-for-file","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/28\/memo-for-file\/","title":{"rendered":"Memo for File"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In advance of a pool party this weekend, we picked up a couple of theme-oriented pool noodles from the dollar store.<\/p>\n<p>Each of which had this set of warnings on them:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/noodlenote.jpg\" width=\"450\"><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Caution:<\/b> This is not a lifesaving device.  Do not leave child unattended while in use.  Adult supervision required.  Submerged product, once released, may propel out of water and strike face or eyes.<\/p>\n<p><b>Retain information and keep for your records.<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Do I file that under P for <em>pool<\/em> or N for <em>noodle<\/em>?  I wish the instructions were more specific.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In advance of a pool party this weekend, we picked up a couple of theme-oriented pool noodles from the dollar store. Each of which had this set of warnings on them: Caution: This is not a lifesaving device. Do not leave child unattended while in use. Adult supervision required. Submerged product, once released, may propel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14572"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14573,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14572\/revisions\/14573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}