{"id":1455,"date":"2004-09-08T20:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T20:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1455"},"modified":"2018-08-01T14:18:55","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T19:18:55","slug":"1455","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/08\/1455\/","title":{"rendered":"Undoubtedly, It&#8217;s The Expensive Version"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the video capture of the MTV interview with John Kerry that&#8217;s available at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyrecycler.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/kerrys-confusing-mtv-interview.html\" target=\"_new\">The Daily Recycler<\/a>, who else noticed the yellow thing flopping around on his arm?<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/Kerry.jpg\" alt=\"John Kerry's yellow bracelet\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>No, kids, if you snap it off, you don&#8217;t get a sexual favor.  That&#8217;s a Lance Armstrong rubber band for cancer, of which Heather has one.<\/p>\n<p>One has to wonder if Johnk paid $1 for the version shared by the proletariat, or if his is a special, titanium mesh, gold-plated version.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, he&#8217;s sending us secret code that he&#8217;s an active sports participant.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"_new\">honey<\/a>, that I ruined it for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the video capture of the MTV interview with John Kerry that&#8217;s available at The Daily Recycler, who else noticed the yellow thing flopping around on his arm? No, kids, if you snap it off, you don&#8217;t get a sexual favor. That&#8217;s a Lance Armstrong rubber band for cancer, of which Heather has one. One [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21101,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions\/21101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}