{"id":14497,"date":"2015-06-01T09:58:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-01T14:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14497"},"modified":"2015-06-01T09:58:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-01T14:58:07","slug":"why-daddy-says-it-that-way-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/01\/why-daddy-says-it-that-way-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Daddy Says It That Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought my children some bagged breakfast cereal because I&#8217;m a miser sometimes:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/dynobites.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"Dyno Bites\"><\/p>\n<p>And whenever I serve it to them, I call them &#8220;Fruity&#8230;. DY-NO-BITES!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Because J.J.:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v19PpD5uqL0?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Back in the latter part of the 1970s and the early part of the 1980s, I lived in a housing project myself, which explains why I identified more with J.J. and Dwayne from <em>What&#8217;s Happening!!<\/em> than any suburban-based sitcoms from the era.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought my children some bagged breakfast cereal because I&#8217;m a miser sometimes: And whenever I serve it to them, I call them &#8220;Fruity&#8230;. DY-NO-BITES!&#8221; Because J.J.: Back in the latter part of the 1970s and the early part of the 1980s, I lived in a housing project myself, which explains why I identified [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14499,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14497\/revisions\/14499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}