{"id":14479,"date":"2015-05-20T11:31:27","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T16:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14479"},"modified":"2015-05-20T11:31:27","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T16:31:27","slug":"public-service-announcement-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/20\/public-service-announcement-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Service Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A father comes into his child&#8217;s bedroom and turns down the son&#8217;s radio.  The father holds a number of empty candy wrappers in his hand.  He displays them to the child, who looks startled to see them.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>Father:<\/b> These yours?<\/p>\n<p><b>Son:<\/b> No, I&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><b>Father:<\/b> Your mother said she found them in your closet.<\/p>\n<p><b>Son:<\/b> I dunno, one of the guys must have left&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><b>Father:<\/b> Must have what?<\/p>\n<p><b>Son:<\/b> Look, Dad, they&#8217;re not mine&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><b>Father:<\/b> When did you eat it?<\/p>\n<p><b>Son:<\/b> Dad, I&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><b>Father:<\/b> Answer me!  Who taught you how to sneak this stuff?<\/p>\n<p><b>Son:<\/b> You, all right!  I learned it by watching you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Father looks guilty, wipes the chocolate remnants of a Hershey&#8217;s egg from his lips.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>Voiceover:<\/b> Parents who sneak their children&#8217;s remaining Easter candy have children who sneak their remaining Easter candy.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P5MLF1o2gN0?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;ve got to clean some caramel from my keyboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A father comes into his child&#8217;s bedroom and turns down the son&#8217;s radio. The father holds a number of empty candy wrappers in his hand. He displays them to the child, who looks startled to see them. Father: These yours? Son: No, I&#8230;. Father: Your mother said she found them in your closet. Son: I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14479"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14482,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479\/revisions\/14482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}