{"id":14442,"date":"2015-04-24T10:27:40","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T15:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14442"},"modified":"2017-02-08T12:57:23","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T18:57:23","slug":"the-source-of-that-thing-that-daddy-always-says-when-going-to-the-hardware-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/24\/the-source-of-that-thing-that-daddy-always-says-when-going-to-the-hardware-store\/","title":{"rendered":"The Source Of That Thing That Daddy Always Says When Going To The Hardware Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever we go to the hardware store, I tell the boys, in my best Jack Nicholson impression, &#8220;Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why do I inflict this upon my children?<\/p>\n<p>The old Ace jingle:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KNo9lW6SIOI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>combines with an old television commercial for a Milwaukee radio station that had a Jack Nicholson impersonator say, &#8220;Like, fa la la la la, man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I did a mashup of two obscure things my children will probably never experience.  And I do it over and over again upon those poor fellows.<\/p>\n<p>One would think over the years that my Jack Nicholson impression would improve.  But one would be wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever we go to the hardware store, I tell the boys, in my best Jack Nicholson impression, &#8220;Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, man.&#8221; Why do I inflict this upon my children? The old Ace jingle: combines with an old television commercial for a Milwaukee radio station that had a Jack Nicholson impersonator [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddy-always-says","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14443,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14442\/revisions\/14443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}