{"id":14400,"date":"2015-04-03T16:28:19","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T21:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14400"},"modified":"2015-04-03T16:28:19","modified_gmt":"2015-04-03T21:28:19","slug":"the-next-size-up-is-yo-momma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/03\/the-next-size-up-is-yo-momma\/","title":{"rendered":"The Next Size Up Is <i>Yo Momma<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the next size up from large on this Whirlpool washing machine?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/exlarge.jpg\" width=\"350\"><\/p>\n<p><em>As large as your ex.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just harsh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the next size up from large on this Whirlpool washing machine? As large as your ex. That&#8217;s just harsh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14400"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14402,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14400\/revisions\/14402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}