{"id":14285,"date":"2015-02-06T05:59:13","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T11:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14285"},"modified":"2015-02-06T16:40:42","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T22:40:42","slug":"just-like-we-imagined-it-in-1988","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/06\/just-like-we-imagined-it-in-1988\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Like We Imagined It In 1988"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the olden days, when I was young, we had a Dungeons and Dragons campaign where I, the noble Dungeon Master, allowed the players to adopt wolf (or dire wolf&#8211;forgive me, this was <em>twenty-seven years ago<\/em>, so I am a little hazy on this point) cubs and raise them.<\/p>\n<p>So my brother and the two Jimmies eventually suited them up in armor and then mounted a sword on their backs so the wolves could charge opponents in attacks.<\/p>\n<p>In our minds, it looked something like this:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/armorforcats.jpg\" width=\"400\"><\/p>\n<p>Except that&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.juxtapoz.com\/current\/suits-of-armor-for-your-cats\" target=\"_blank\">armor for cats<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We might need some since we had a new tabby scouting our back door last night for a possible invasion.<\/p>\n<p>(Link via <a href=\"http:\/\/pjmedia.com\/instapundit\/201946\/\" target=\"_blank\">Instapundit<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the olden days, when I was young, we had a Dungeons and Dragons campaign where I, the noble Dungeon Master, allowed the players to adopt wolf (or dire wolf&#8211;forgive me, this was twenty-seven years ago, so I am a little hazy on this point) cubs and raise them. So my brother and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14285"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14289,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14285\/revisions\/14289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}