{"id":14245,"date":"2015-01-27T06:49:52","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T12:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14245"},"modified":"2023-02-16T07:17:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-16T13:17:31","slug":"brian-j-parental-saboteur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/27\/brian-j-parental-saboteur\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J., Parental Saboteur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My son goes to a Lutheran school, and twice a week he has to recite a bible verse from memory.  Today, he is to recite the Lord&#8217;s Prayer.<\/p>\n<p>I shall plead innocence if I&#8217;m asked why he thinks this is the Lord&#8217;s Prayer:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Oh, Lord, it&#8217;s hard to be humble<br \/>\nwhen you&#8217;re perfect in every way.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t wait to look in the mirror;<br \/>\nI get better looking each day.<br \/>\nTo know me is to love me.<br \/>\nWell, I must be a hell of a man.<br \/>\nOh, Lord, it&#8217;s hard to be humble,<br \/>\nbut I&#8217;m doing the best that I can.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Courtesy Rev. Mac Davis:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0WTrMuZOZvM\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My son goes to a Lutheran school, and twice a week he has to recite a bible verse from memory. Today, he is to recite the Lord&#8217;s Prayer. I shall plead innocence if I&#8217;m asked why he thinks this is the Lord&#8217;s Prayer: Oh, Lord, it&#8217;s hard to be humble when you&#8217;re perfect in every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14245"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30774,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14245\/revisions\/30774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}