{"id":14190,"date":"2015-01-10T08:36:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T14:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14190"},"modified":"2016-08-28T19:30:02","modified_gmt":"2016-08-29T00:30:02","slug":"a-gun-ad-to-give-you-nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/10\/a-gun-ad-to-give-you-nightmares\/","title":{"rendered":"A Gun Ad To Give You Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not talking about any advertisement for a Taurus Judge.  I&#8217;m talking about the Witness Elite ad that has a robot woman with semiautomatic pistols for legs.<\/p>\n<p>For your sanity, I&#8217;ve put it below the fold.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/witnesselite.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/witnesselite.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Robot girl with gun legs\" width=\"450\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This being the Internet, undoubtedly there&#8217;s someone out there who&#8217;s into that thing.  The ad designer was undoubtedly a fan of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Grindhouse_%28film%29\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Grindhouse<\/em><\/a> and the character Cherry Darling.<\/p>\n<p>Me, I&#8217;m going to sleep with the night light on.<\/p>\n<p>Philosophical question: Is this more or less unnerving than the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l-NfrBgYIEQ\" target=\"_blank\">Heineken robot woman beer keg<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll take the <em>less<\/em> side in the argument because there&#8217;s no music.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not talking about any advertisement for a Taurus Judge. I&#8217;m talking about the Witness Elite ad that has a robot woman with semiautomatic pistols for legs. For your sanity, I&#8217;ve put it below the fold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-magazines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14191,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14190\/revisions\/14191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}