{"id":14071,"date":"2014-12-06T07:24:57","date_gmt":"2014-12-06T13:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=14071"},"modified":"2014-12-06T07:24:57","modified_gmt":"2014-12-06T13:24:57","slug":"live-soldiers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/06\/live-soldiers\/","title":{"rendered":"Live Soldiers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We like to save a little money, or enjoy the illusion thereof, by buying refill bottles of window cleaning products at the local warehouse club store.  However, each of the refill bottles comes with a spray bottle of its own as though you were that excited about the product that you were going to try it for the first time <em>and<\/em> buy a bunch of it.<\/p>\n<p>And, being as I am, I can&#8217;t throw out a perfectly good spray bottle especially since there&#8217;s likely to be a small amount of cleaning agent in the bottle <em>and I have the means to refill the bottle.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As such, we have six partially filled bottles of Windex in various locations throughout the house.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/windex.jpg\" width=\"250\"><br \/><font size = \"1\"><em>Including two in the master bathroom alone<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Face it, I&#8217;ve got more Windex now than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0259446\/?ref_=nv_sr_1\" target=\"_blank\">Nia Vardalos&#8217;s father<\/a>.  I&#8217;ve got enough freestanding Windex bottles that, if a hockey team showed up and wanted to do my windows and mirrors, they wouldn&#8217;t have to share bottles.  <\/p>\n<p>And the worst part?<\/p>\n<p>The more bottles I have to refill, the faster I have to buy another refill bottle&#8230;and its attendant new spray bottle.<\/p>\n<p>They are working together and reproducing in their own fashion, people.  <em>Wake up before the Windex army makes its final assault!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We like to save a little money, or enjoy the illusion thereof, by buying refill bottles of window cleaning products at the local warehouse club store. However, each of the refill bottles comes with a spray bottle of its own as though you were that excited about the product that you were going to try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14071"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14073,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14071\/revisions\/14073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}