{"id":13857,"date":"2014-10-14T05:15:56","date_gmt":"2014-10-14T10:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13857"},"modified":"2014-10-14T05:15:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-14T10:15:56","slug":"fall-festival-season-means-raffle-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/14\/fall-festival-season-means-raffle-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Fall Festival Season Means Raffle Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And by &#8220;raffle,&#8221; I mean <em>gun raffle<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/raffletickets.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Gun raffle tickets\"><\/p>\n<p>Somebodies will gasp when they discover that one of the raffles is the local <em>EMTs<\/em> that are raffling off a gun.  <em>Guns are dangerous!  And they&#8217;re <\/em>EMTs!<\/p>\n<p>Down here in Southwest Missouri, away from the cities on the east and west coast of the state, even the EMTs are not scared of guns as talismans of danger.<\/p>\n<p>Because, really, what could they give away that&#8217;s safer?  A bike?  A car?  A home with a bathroom in it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And by &#8220;raffle,&#8221; I mean gun raffle: Somebodies will gasp when they discover that one of the raffles is the local EMTs that are raffling off a gun. Guns are dangerous! And they&#8217;re EMTs! Down here in Southwest Missouri, away from the cities on the east and west coast of the state, even the EMTs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13857"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13859,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13857\/revisions\/13859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}