{"id":13757,"date":"2014-09-03T11:36:52","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T16:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13757"},"modified":"2014-09-03T11:36:52","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T16:36:52","slug":"an-ounce-of-feline-prevention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/03\/an-ounce-of-feline-prevention\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ounce of Feline Prevention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/google-working-super-fast-quantum-computer-chip-020341883.html\" target=\"_blank\">Google working on super-fast &#8216;quantum&#8217; computer chip<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Google said it is working on a super-fast &#8220;quantum&#8221; computer chip as part a vision to one day have machines think like humans.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Friends, we have the algorithm for a fail-safe prevention of a Skynet scenario right there: If we make the computers think like humans, we&#8217;ll be safe.<\/p>\n<p>For example, if the computers think, after reaching a certain level of sophistication, they should simply use the network to share cat pictures and staged, marketing-driven &#8216;viral&#8217; videos with each other instead of doing something useful like annihilating mankind.  As a bonus, computers would more completely overwhelm the network doing these things at the speed of <em>quantum<\/em>, and they&#8217;ll knock themselves out.<\/p>\n<p>I hope someone is checking this into GitHub right now for the good of mankind.<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen in the <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\" target=\"_blank\">Ace of Spades HQ sidebar.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google working on super-fast &#8216;quantum&#8217; computer chip Google said it is working on a super-fast &#8220;quantum&#8221; computer chip as part a vision to one day have machines think like humans. Friends, we have the algorithm for a fail-safe prevention of a Skynet scenario right there: If we make the computers think like humans, we&#8217;ll be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13757"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13759,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757\/revisions\/13759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}