{"id":13694,"date":"2014-08-02T12:47:35","date_gmt":"2014-08-02T17:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13694"},"modified":"2014-08-02T12:47:35","modified_gmt":"2014-08-02T17:47:35","slug":"a-simple-misunderstanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/02\/a-simple-misunderstanding\/","title":{"rendered":"A Simple Misunderstanding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in the YMCA parking lot:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Beautiful wife<\/b>: They&#8217;re doing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Burpee_(exercise)\" target=\"_blank\">burpees<\/a>.<br \/>\n<b>Somewhat homely husband<\/b>:  They&#8217;re snorting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burpee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">seeds<\/a>?  That&#8217;s gotta hurt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Internet makes it much easier to footnote my humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in the YMCA parking lot: Beautiful wife: They&#8217;re doing burpees. Somewhat homely husband: They&#8217;re snorting seeds? That&#8217;s gotta hurt. The Internet makes it much easier to footnote my humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13694"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13696,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13694\/revisions\/13696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}