{"id":13540,"date":"2014-06-04T05:15:16","date_gmt":"2014-06-04T10:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13540"},"modified":"2014-06-04T05:15:16","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T10:15:16","slug":"almost-coulda-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/04\/almost-coulda-been\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost Coulda Been"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The City of Springfield is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.publicsurplus.com\/sms\/springfield,mo\/auction\/view?auc=1134801\" target=\"_blank\">auctioning off an old police car<\/a>, and it could be mine for $500:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/policecar.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"The new Briansmobile\"><\/p>\n<p>You know you want it.  I want it just so I could say &#8220;It&#8217;s got a cop motor&#8230; cop tires&#8230; cop suspension&#8230;  cop shocks&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QTOg4aYGtdY?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>However, you know if you bought an old cop car, you wouldn&#8217;t be jumping draw bridges with it.  You&#8217;d be constantly in a pack of cars on the highway doing four miles an hour below the speed limit because they thought you were looking for speeders.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ll pass on asking for it for Father&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The City of Springfield is auctioning off an old police car, and it could be mine for $500: You know you want it. I want it just so I could say &#8220;It&#8217;s got a cop motor&#8230; cop tires&#8230; cop suspension&#8230; cop shocks&#8230;&#8221; However, you know if you bought an old cop car, you wouldn&#8217;t be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13541,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13540\/revisions\/13541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}