{"id":13508,"date":"2014-05-26T05:42:09","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T10:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13508"},"modified":"2014-05-26T05:42:09","modified_gmt":"2014-05-26T10:42:09","slug":"aphorist-for-the-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/26\/aphorist-for-the-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"Aphorist For The Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t make an <em>omert\u00e0<\/em> without breaking a couple legs.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, I&#8217;m here all week.  Try the veal.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Omerta\" target=\"_blank\">footnote<\/a> for those of you who don&#8217;t get it right away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t make an omert\u00e0 without breaking a couple legs. Thank you, I&#8217;m here all week. Try the veal. Here&#8217;s the footnote for those of you who don&#8217;t get it right away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13508"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13511,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13508\/revisions\/13511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}